Latitude and longitude; chalk and cheese
Polar opposites, though only one found on pizza
Unless you like chalk topping on thy thin & crispy
Sweet and sour; man and woman
Polar opposites; only two of four in Chinese meal
Unless have cannibal tendencies; chef accommodating
Alkaline and acid; bald and hirsute
Polar opposites; only one can have a perm
Unless the slaphead dons hairpiece.
Prose of opposites; sonnet of antipodes
What’s your random agenda, Gary?
Is message subliminal your motive?
Incidentally, do you know your flies are open?
Educate us with thy connotation of contradictions
Instruct reader of lexilogical per contra
Enhance our existence with significance of verse
Ok then don’t, you ignorant half-wit
By the way, can you lend me £10 until payday?
2 kids who've flown the nest, 1 wife whose flown with Jet2. Born at a young age in 1960's Leeds, the author became interested in the literary life when his wife bought him a dog. Having an allergy to dogs, he swapped it for a typewriter. Being unable to train the typewriter to retrieve tennis balls, he reluctantly turned to writing...... Website - www.writesaidfred.org